We were having a Family Home Evening lesson the other night on the commandments. Jason had Graham read the 10 commandments and when he got to the word adultery he stopped to ask us what that was. Jason gave some super cute explanation about your heart being locked after your married and how you don't date anyone else etc. Graham said, "Oh, like Tiger Woods".

Beck doesn't like having his diaper changed or clothes put on. When I tried to get him ready the other morning he was throwing his usual fit and I wasn't in the mood to fight him so I just let him run around naked while I helped Jonah get ready. As I finished with Jonah Beck came into the doorway and was crying and holding out his hands to me. There was something all over his hands. As I moved in for a closer look I discovered...POOP! He had pooped on the carpet and then stepped in it and touched it and then walked down the hall to come show me. Luckily Jason was home and I yelled for help.

Jonah was so nice and helped me clean it all up and since we were on a roll with cleaning we cleaned the bathrooms. Jonah was still helping me and his job was to use the toilet bowl brush to clean out the toilet. He did great upstairs so I sent him to do the downstairs bathroom. I neglected to tell him to hold the bottom of the brush holder and the brush because he only held the brush and so when he got to the stairs the bottom part dropped off and icky toilet water went all over the stairs.

Once I got that cleaned up I needed a shower. After I was out Jason yelled upstairs and asked if I knew what Beck was doing. I didn't. He said he was on top of the table eating his strawberry (red) applesauce. Swell. I figured the damage to the table was already done so I hurried to finish getting ready. When I went down to get Beck he had already gotten himself down with the applesauce in hand and was half way up the stairs, dragging the red applesauce all over the floor.

Some days are like that.